Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:
What Happened on General Hospital
First, we’d like to once again state that we don’t think that Curtis is really the father of Portia’s baby. We think some funny business was involved with Brad, Selina Wu, and the hospital lab, but we are not there yet. So, for all intents and purposes, it looks like Curtis is taking after Liam Spencer on The Bold and the Beautiful and is going to be a baby daddy X 2. Hooray? Well, not for Portia, who said what we were all thinking when she approached Jordan in the nail salon: “You have got to be kidding me.” And now we want Portia to do exactly what Jordan did and put her nose where it doesn’t belong, broadcasting someone else’s pregnancy news to anyone who will listen. That would serve Jordan right for not minding her own business when she discovered that Portia was pregnant. Of course, Stella is also in on this secret now, considering that Jordan hides pregnancy tests about as well as she solves crimes. (How long has she been undercover with Sidwell now? Sheesh.) With the town crier involved, no secret is safe. Still, we want to give this one to Portia, since it was done to her. How satisfying would that be for poor Portia, whose dirty laundry was hung out to dry in court? And Stella? Boy, will she be torn, not knowing which woman to side with. As for Curtis? Well, he is going to find himself in quite a pregnancy pickle.
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Edited by Hope Campbell