Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:
What Happened on General Hospital
Yes, we have just about had it with Jordan, as she is one of the most frustrating characters on General Hospital. From her refusal to stay out of Curtis and Portia’s marriage to her refusal to stay out of Portia’s life, Jordan has been getting on our last nerve. Now, she has gone and made a mess of things by stupidly taking her eye off the road to sneak in a kiss while driving. Now, why would she go and do that? As a (former) cop, she should know about road safety more than others. Kissing your boyfriend while driving is pretty much as bad as texting and driving, yet Jordan figured, what’s one word or one smooch, right? Now, who does she collide with? That is the ultimate question. We thought it was Brook Lynn, but she seems to make it to Charlie’s in one piece. Does Jordan just hit a tree? Perhaps she screws up royally and careens with two teenagers, since we know Danny and Charlotte are out on the road and Alexis made a big deal about making sure that Charlotte was a safe driver. We also have to wonder what happens to Jordan as she only has one kidney? Is she going to need another transplant? Will her life now be on the line? And more importantly, will her son emerge from the hospital basement or wherever he has been hiding to take care of her?
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Edited by Hope Campbell