Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:
What Happened on General Hospital
Josslyn’s ditzy college girl act shouldn’t work because it is soooooo bad, but somehow she’s managed to fool the big, bad director of the WSB, a man working with international crime lord Sidwell to build what sounds like a nuclear bomb. How does the man who is supposed to be as dangerous as Faison not realize this girl didn’t just happen to get caught in a blizzard as she rowed across the river and end up on Spoon Island? Jack is quaking in his boots at the idea of this man killing Josslyn in the blink of an eye, but this alleged master spy looks like he couldn’t even tie his shoes, considering he’s fallen for Josslyn’s shtick. And Jack? How did this man ever even graduate from training? First, Britt had to tell him he was in way over his head and inform him that Cullum was working with Sidwell. You’d think Jack could spot the double agents at this point. This is the second one to get by him in a year. On top of that, he has no clue that his girlfriend is literally sleeping with the enemy after hiding him in her attic since last fall. Yet Josslyn can cut the power to Wyndemere, spend the night in the castle’s living room with Cullum, come away with Faison’s book and cigars, and rough up Valentin the second she spotted him in the attic. For all the ragging we do on Joss being a WSB agent, she is doing a much better job than the older men in charge.
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Edited by Hope Campbell